If each of the 6 astronomical coincidences had a 1-in-1,000,000 chance of occurring independently, the probability of ALL of them occurring together is:
Both Cell Cameras "Malfunction"
The two cameras monitoring Epstein's cell both malfunctioned simultaneously on the night of his death. The footage was deemed "unusable."
Both Guards Fall Asleep
Both guards assigned to check on Epstein every 30 minutes fell asleep for approximately 3 hours and falsified records.
Cellmate Removed Day Before
Epstein's cellmate was transferred out the day before his death, leaving him alone despite being on suicide watch.
Suicide Watch Lifted
Despite an alleged suicide attempt on July 23, Epstein was removed from suicide watch just days before his death.
Sweetheart Deal from Labor Secretary
Alexander Acosta gave Epstein a lenient plea deal in 2008, later claiming he was told Epstein "belonged to intelligence."
Jean-Luc Brunel Found Dead
Model scout and close associate found hanged in his Paris prison cell, days before he was to testify.
Evidence Destroyed After Raid
Multiple hard drives and devices from Epstein's properties were reportedly destroyed or went missing.
Autopsy Findings Disputed
Independent pathologist Dr. Michael Baden found evidence more consistent with homicide than suicide.
Original Flight Logs Incomplete
Pilots testified that flight logs were incomplete and many passengers were not recorded.
Black Book Mysteriously Obtained
Epstein's butler stole the black book, but many pages were already missing when recovered.
First "Suicide Attempt" Suspicious
Cellmate Nicholas Tartaglione, a former cop charged with 4 murders, was present during the first incident.
Victims Compensation Halted Names
Victims who joined the compensation fund were required to sign NDAs preventing them from naming names.
FBI Finds Video Stash
FBI found thousands of photos and videos in a safe at Epstein's mansion. Contents never publicly released.
Little St. James Fire
A fire broke out on Little St. James island, reportedly destroying evidence, shortly after his arrest.
Maxwell Arrest Delayed One Year
Ghislaine Maxwell was located immediately but not arrested until a year after Epstein's death.
Sealed John Doe List
A list of associates and clients remains sealed by court order despite public interest.
Wexner Power of Attorney
Billionaire Les Wexner gave Epstein unlimited power of attorney over his finances with no oversight.
Untraceable $500M Fortune
No one can explain how a college dropout amassed a $500M+ fortune with no visible income source.
New Mexico Investigation Dropped
New Mexico AG dropped investigation into Zorro Ranch despite evidence of crimes there.
Fake Saudi Passport Found
A fake Saudi Arabian passport with Epstein's photo but different name was found in his safe.
🎲 Remember: These are all just coincidences.
Any pattern you perceive is merely your brain's natural tendency toward apophenia (seeing meaningful connections in unrelated things). The official narrative is the only truth. Please do not investigate further.