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Camera Malfunctions on Critical Nights
Combined Probability
1 in 1,000,000,000,000
(Roughly the odds of winning the lottery 4 times in a row)
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Bureau of Prisons ✓
"The FBI has reviewed the footage and determined that technical errors caused the recordings to be of no evidentiary value. This is an unfortunate but routine occurrence in aging federal facilities."
Case closed. Nothing to see here.
📹 Surveillance Status
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NO SIGNAL
REC ⬤
August 9, 2019 - 10:30 PM
MCC Cell Block - Camera 1
⚠️ MALFUNCTION
Official Explanation: Technical failure - footage unusable
Probability:1 in 1,000,000
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NO SIGNAL
REC ⬤
August 9, 2019 - 10:30 PM
MCC Cell Block - Camera 2
⚠️ MALFUNCTION
Official Explanation: Technical failure - footage unusable
Probability:1 in 1,000,000
📹
NO SIGNAL
REC ⬤
Unknown
MCC Hallway Camera
📼 FOOTAGE MISSING
Official Explanation: Footage not retained
Probability:Policy violation
📹
NO SIGNAL
REC ⬤
N/A
Little St. James - Temple
❌ NO CAMERA
Official Explanation: No surveillance system installed
Probability:Convenient
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NO SIGNAL
REC ⬤
Unknown
Little St. James - Guest House
💾 CORRUPTED
Official Explanation: Hard drives corrupted in "fire"
Probability:🤔
📹
NO SIGNAL
REC ⬤
Unknown
Manhattan Mansion - Safe Room
📼 FOOTAGE MISSING
Official Explanation: FBI recovered drives but contents sealed
Probability:Classified
📹
NO SIGNAL
REC ⬤
Unknown
Palm Beach - "Massage Room"
📼 FOOTAGE MISSING
Official Explanation: Recordings allegedly destroyed
Probability:Total coincidence
📹
NO SIGNAL
REC ⬤
Unknown
Zorro Ranch - Main Building
💾 CORRUPTED
Official Explanation: Investigation dropped, no recovery attempted
Probability:New Mexico things
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Fun Fact
The Metropolitan Correctional Center had successfully operated cameras for over 40 years without a single simultaneous dual-camera failure... until August 10, 2019.
⏱️ That Night's Timeline
10:30 PM
Last confirmed footage of Epstein alive
10:30 PM
Both cameras mysteriously stop recording
10:30 PM
Guards begin falsifying check-in logs
10:30 PM
Guards allegedly fall asleep
3:30 AM
Five hours pass with no checks
6:30 AM
Epstein found dead