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I kept my underwear on during the massage. This is very important to note.

I did not have flight relations with that aircraft. I was only on it 4 times. Maybe 26. But definitely not for anything weird.

I went to his house. I flew on his plane. But I barely knew the guy. Very limited contact.

New York, Paris, Little St. James... Life is good when you have the right connections. 🌍 DM me for investment opportunities.

Just wrapped up another successful fundraiser. Networking is everything in this business. 📱

He stole $46 million from me. But we're not pressing charges. Very normal rich people stuff.

At In-N-Out reading about myself in the news 📰

Was at Pizza Express in Woking that day. Very memorable pizza. Ask anyone.

Great submarine license program! Learning so much about underwater navigation. 🤿

As a Harvard Law professor, I can confirm that keeping your underwear on makes everything legal.